DOGE, the next US digital currency?

Idiocracy is upon us, and love it or hate it, consider the following:

Musk, the richest person in the world, is now close with Trump.

Musk just introduced the concept of the “Department of Government Efficiency” (DOGE), which Trump of course loves.

Given Trump’s history of appointing loyalists including his family and friends, if Trump wins, it is plausible he offers Musk the chance to create this new department.

Musk, already showing his love for the campaign trail and being ADHD with huge projects in general, could very likely take Trump up on the offer.

The U.S. needs a digital currency, and who better than Musk to lead in creating it.

If Musk creates a digital currency, well… DOGE?

Alright, yah yah there’s a lot of reasons why DOGE can’t be the next national currency. But, even if this doesn’t fully play out, I think this dumb meme coin has a real chance to be hyped and massive, backed by the richest and most powerful people in the world, riling up the base, owning the libs, etc etc.